waxvat:

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

waytoomuchinformation:

teal-deer:

Ok this is the only 9-11 related thing I will post

Good dog

Ok I’m crying.

scatl003

staystreets:

fall-out-boy:

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

lumos5001:

icarusninja23:

charlesoberonn:

“Are you a Mr. or a Ms.?”

“Dr.”

“But are you a man or a woman?”

“I’m a scientist.”

“No, what’s in your pants?”

“Physics.”

lol-post:

Faith in burglars restored?

how to do a sprinter crunch

isayoldbean:

step one

give up and let your soul flee from your body

downhillcarver:

Trying to avoid spoilers on Tumblr.

shiningshawol212:

just-shower-thoughts:

2000 mockingbirds = two kilamockingbird

Alcoholic mockingbird = tequilamockingbird

scatl003:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you weigh 99 pounds and drink 1 pound of 1% milk, you’ll be 1% milk as well

False

sokkycakes:

zaynkenway:

what have i done

HE RETURNS
GAINED THE LEAD