Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.
been waiting for this for ages yo
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
I gave up a lot for this life. I could have been happy with Mockingbir— Bobbi. We could have had a good, simple life. But I wanted to play with the big boys. And if I miss, it means I’m just another dude with a bow. It means I’ve been fooling myself this whole time. And that’s why I never miss.
To a Life I must forget.
Cheers to the years,
before we rise in the skies.
Live life with no regret.
Benedict Cumberbatch ruining some lives at the Oscars 2014’s red carpet
what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly
My dad with a Mad Scientist wig
Makeup is amazing because I can go from boring 12-year-old girl
To cute pinup girl
To Morticia Addams
you are one hella rad lady
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
i walk a lonely road
the only one that i have ever known
Because everyone else fell the fuck off