a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
Cats and Technology!
Cats. I like them.
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Just realized I was literally sitting at my computer looking at Tumblr on my phone.
17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?”
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars